On a Friday Ex-Wife receives a wedding invitation in the mail addressed to Ex-Husband and guest. He hasn't lived at the address for months. She calls him, a little upset after a long work day, to ask what's going on.
Ex-Wife: I got a wedding invitation in the mail today addressed to you and a guest. Could you please make sure that your family realizes that you don't live here anymore because I'd rather not get something like this again?
Ex-Husband: Jesus Christ. They know I don't live there. I don't know what's wrong with them. Sorry.
Ex-Wife (quietly): It's not your fault.
Ex-Husband (now angry and almost yelling): Did you just call me an asshole??!?!?
Ex-Wife: I've gotta go.
She hangs up.
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