Two Stacks Of Pepperoni

In an incident somewhat related to the newspaper, I was walking to the bank yesterday, and I came upon two stacks of pepperonis sitting on the sidewalk. There were about twenty pepperonis in each stack. They looked like they had been out in the sun for a little too long, and were sitting next to a cement post. It almost looked like someone had placed them there purposely. I found them more puzzling than the "Please Don't Steal" newspaper. So I walked away singing to myself, "I need two stacks of pepperoni..." That was to the tune of "Two Pina Coladas," in case you couldn't tell in writing.