It's Not Funny Anymore

Yeah, ummmm...I got TWO more tickets for toll evasion in the mail yesterday. I kid you not---TWO!!!! I'm going crazy. One for the stupid Dumbarton and one for the Bay Bridge. I have never driven my car over the Bay Bridge. I've been over the Dumbarton once, and that was in May or something. I always pay my tolls. I don't have a FasTrak, so I don't accidentally drive through with no money on my account. I stop and pay cash. I don't even know what to do at this point. I could call them again to complain, and they'll tell me again that they don't have any control over it because they outsource the license plate matching process. I will then flip out and say, "Yeah, sure, who do you outsource it to? Preschoolers? Monkeys? Chinchillas?"