A-Maze-Ing

I went to a corn maze (the corn is behind the pumpkins in the picture) last weekend. It's not the first corn maze that I've been to. When I was in school, I used to go to this corn maze in the fall. It was huge; the alleys looked like they had probably been made by a small combine. They had little clues at the intersections to help you decide which way to turn (we still got lost.) There was even a part of the maze that was haunted. So the corn maze I went to this past weekend was a little different. It was a free corn maze at a pumpkin patch. The alleys were a little bit smaller, as in you couldn't even walk two abreast. We ended up in the middle of the corn with no path at all about three times before I realized that the trail had led to dead ends, and I had just kept going. You would think, me being an experience corn mazer, I would have realized when the trail was coming to an end. P&AF, a corn maze virgin, knew the whole time; just the same he let me continue on my merry, uncharted way. So, we couldn't find the exit to the corn maze. But I'm happy to report that we didn't have to go back out the entrance. We just made our own trail and came out the side of the corn maze. Yes, excellent corn mazers we are. And no, you do not want to get lost in the wilderness with me.