No You Didn't?!?!?!

The waitress lost my credit card somewhere between the cash register and our table. She came back to tell me about it and promised that they'd find it as long as a "plate didn't eat it." She was nearly in tears. After she and the rest of the wait staff tore the place apart, she came back to say she couldn't find it after all. I had to ask if they'd comp our meal. She said that they would and that she was going to cry. She offered to call me when they found it. I said that wouldn't be necessary, considering the fact that I'd be canceling the card as soon as I walked out of the restaurant. I felt bad for her, but seriously, how do you lose a credit card in 30 feet and 20 seconds? Now I have the fun of getting a new card and closing/re-opening accounts, setting up bill-pay! Yahoo!!!