This random guy asked me out this weekend. Did I choose a normal response to this invitation like, "I have a boyfriend," or "I'm flattered, but I'm really not interested," or anything sounding remotely like what a sane person would say? No, of course not! Here's a clip of the conversation...
RG: "I like Baltimore actually."
M: "Uh-oh. We can't be friends on Monday night then."
RG: "Oh, so you're a Packers fan?"
M: "Yep, I'm from Wisconsin."
RG: "How about a bet then. Packers win, I take you out to dinner."
M: "Ummm...actually, I'm not allowed to bet. That would be an NCAA Violation."
RG: (looking pretty baffled.) "What?"
M: "Yeah, I work for a university athletic department, and betting is against NCAA
code. So, ummmm, I guess I'll see you around."
RG watches me walk away, looking slightly stunned at the way the whole thing turned out.
4 comments:
So thats what that message said that you left me...oh dear M. You're too funny.
48-3? What happened?
What? The Packers didn't win last night?
Is the Majik man still available? He was good. Favre is pronounced Fabray in the accented version of Spanish spoken in Uruguay.
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