Perm-Dehydration

On Sunday night, I was lamenting the fact that I would be going to work the following morning. In an attempt to make myself feel better, I decided to have a taste test of the current vodkas I own. The vodkas in the running were: Belvedere, Six, Stolichnaya, and Hangar One. The only thing that was really evident was that Six lost by far. I had been drinking it mixed with lemonade when it was originally purchased, but in a shot taste test with those others, it just didn't hold up. I think mostly because it smelled like McCormicks. Anyway, I only drank about 5 shots, and then had one glass of wine later. I ended up feeling pretty sick all night, and I've been dehydrated since then. I keep trying to drink tons and tons of water, but the situation is not improving. I don't know what the deal is. On top of that, I kept imagining that spiders were crawling on my arms and face while I was trying to sleep this morning. Obviously I'm on the precipice of the slippery slope...

Quote of the...(8)

In reference to test driving a car--
"I felt like I was driving a go cart outside of Wal-Mart (I was looking for the coin slot.)"

Uncouth

I went to a movie last night. It was the premiere of Accepted. I thought it was an okay movie. Fun, but nothing spectacular. A lot like every other college-type movie. Anyway, the theatre was crowded, being a free premiere and all, and I was seated next to a young man of about 14 or 15. He was overweight with greasy brown hair that was somewhat tied back with an Accepted bandana. He was chatting with some younger kids near him about Pokemon. To my surprise and horror, at one point during the conversation, he sat up a little bit in his chair, and farted. I was so disgusted. He just continued with his conversation as if nothing had happened. In a few minutes, the sequence repeated itself, except that this time he laughed with the little kids about it. I started planning in my head what I would say the next time it happened. P&AF, of course, had some completely inappropriate ideas of what to say. The kid was there with what I would assume was his mother, so I figured I out to say something somewhat tame. How rude though!!! What was wrong with that kid?