I Said I Wouldn't Go Back

I know that at some point in time I mentioned that I would not be spending time at the Imperial Palace any time in the near future. I was incorrect in that statement. TG stayed at the IP, so that's where we ended up hanging out. At the old favorite IP bar---and if I have any advice for you, it is DO NOT drink the rail vodka there. Luckily, the hole in the wall Tiki-type bar was able to provide a little entertainment this time.
When we sat down, there were two girls seated at the end of the bar. There was also a guy in a white hat, who appeared to be hitting on one or both of the girls. We sat down at the bar, with me on the end closest to the two girls. I was just sitting in my chair pondering the wonder of ending up at IP AGAIN, when all of a sudden a chair came flying into me. I turned to see White Hat Guy (WHG) stumbling over the fallen chair. I then noticed that he appeared to have been recently shoved or hit by one of two guys nearby. The action dissipated pretty quickly after that. The two other guys ran off, and WHG sat down, muttering over his bad luck under his breath. One of the girls could be seen shoving one of the fighters out on the main casino floor. He also appeared to be receiving a verbal lashing, but I couldn't hear it from my seat. After a few minutes, WHG turned to me.
WHG: "Excuse me, but, can I ask you a question?"
Me: "Ummm...okay."
WHG: "I'm hotter than those guys, right?"
Me: "I really only saw one of them, but yeah, you were definitely hotter than him. And I think the other guy too."
(He was better looking than them anyway, but even if he wasn't, what would be the point in me saying anything but that?)
WHG: "Well, that's one out of two anyway."
WHG: "Vegas. I swear. People are crazy here. I mean that wouldn't happen in Europe..."
He continued muttering for a little while but I couldn't really tell if he was talking to me or not.