Uniform Thievery

At Von's last night we were in the frozen food aisle. There was a gentleman who appeared to be a Von's worker or distributor straightening the Weight Watcher's Smart Ones dinners. We were searching for jalapeno poppers. When we couldn't find them, P&AF asked the guy straightening the Smart Ones. The man replied, "I don't work here." Apparently he stole the Von's uniform and name badge from somewhere and decided to wear it to the grocery store while facing the frozen foods aisle as an elaborate ruse to confuse unsuspecting shoppers.