...go to Target on a Saturday.
1) You may inadvertantly spend $250.00 on necessities, when you were really planning to spend $100.00. (I swear the only frivolities were a $7.00 Harry Potter book and a $3.00 tube for the pool.)
2) You may drop some band-aids on the floor, at which time it seems that your boyfriend is having a rather intense reaction to this occurence ("Ummm...Maryse...." in a concerned tone of voice,) which is, of course, when you realize that your skirt zipper has unzipped down half the side of your leg. You spend the rest of your time at Target wondering how long your undies have been exposed for.
3) After all that, you may actually forget the dental floss, calcium, and plastic wrap.
2 comments:
yeah, that happens - however, JW says I am only allowed like 50$ each visit...WTF?
No, I said just walking through the door means $50. That is like our gold handicap. Spending $50 at Target is pretty much the entry fee.
Post a Comment