Germophobe

I went into the steam room at the gym yesterday. It wasn't super steamy, and it was supposed to smell like eucalyptus. I thought it smelled like dirty socks. I didn't enjoy it, and I didn't stay long. There was a little green hose attached to a water faucet in the room, and I wondered if it was used to make more steam. After leaving the steam room, I got my answer, as the guy who was in there turned on the hose and started spraying the rocks and the rest of the room down. And, as I watched, in horror, he began drinking from the little green hose. The dirty little green hose that had been laying on the dirty floor in a pool of dirty gym foot sweat in the dirty stinky sock smelling steam room.