BAD CAT!!!

My alarm went off this morning, and Henri came padding up from the foot of the bed. She came up to shoulder level and sat down looking at me.

I sleepily thought, "That's nice. I should pet Henri before I get up."

I began to raise my hand from under the covers, when out of nowhere...

"AAAAHHHCCHOOOOOOO!!!" --- a BIG cat sneeze. Right in my eye. And when I say, "right in my eye," I mean it.

I squeezed my eyes shut and blindly stumbled to the bathroom to try to rinse out any spit/snot remnants that didn't actually already make it into my eye.

So, if I contract ebola or some other unidentifiable deadly virus within the next few days, just bring Henri to the hospital to help identify the killer disease.