The VDay List Goes On

P&AF: "What am I getting you for Valentine's Day?"

M: "A card?"

P&AF: "And?"

M: "Flowers?"

P&AF: "And?"

M: "Candy?"

P&AF: "And?"

M: "Jewelry?"

P&AF: (high-pitched and screechy) "What????? How many gifts do you think you're getting?"

M: "Well, you're the one who kept saying 'and'. I thought I was just getting a card..."