Inanimate Argument

I was driving to work yesterday, when I witnessed a peculiar scene. There was a man carrying several bags walking on the sidewalk by the Sinclair Station. As he passed the Sinclair dinosaur statue, he dropped his bags, turned to the dinosaur and began to yell and gesture wildly. It appeared that the dinosaur had said something extremely offensive to the man as he was walking by. The argument went on for the entire time that I sat at the stoplight. During a particularly dangerous point, the man actually stood on his toes to swipe the dinosaur's nose. I rather wish I could have heard what they were arguing about. I always thought the dinosaur seemed friendly.