Sneak Attack

I was downstairs doing some laundry and cleaning up before the workweek starts tomorrow, when I thought I heard someone call me upstairs. I went upstairs and found Rob Valentine out on the patio. He was watering the patio plants with a sprayer hooked up to a garden hose. I went to the screen door and was going to ask him if he had said anything when he promptly turned the water sprayer at me and sprayed me in the face. I scrunched up my face and exclaimed, "f***-ing" (to be followed by he**, before I caught myself), and Rob Valentine started laughing and said, "You said f***." And I burst out laughing. He apologized and said that the opportunity was just too good to resist. It was quite unexpected. Who would have thought that he'd turn the sprayer to spray into the house???