While at work today I dropped a black pen. It was uncovered (or engaged with the point out, since it was a retractable pen,) so as it was falling, I figured it would leave a big black mark all down my leg. I could actually feel it writing on me in slow motion as it fell. Luckily, I quickly realized that I was wearing black pants, so it really didn't matter at all.
I announced this wondrous discovery to my officemate immediately.
M: "Ha! I dropped my black pen and it wrote on me, but I'm wearing black pants, so it really doesn't matter!"
Less than ten minutes later, I dropped an entire wedge of soft, white Laughing Cow cheese right in my lap. It went all over both pant legs.
And the universe says,
"Ha, Maryse! Nice try, nice try, but I win again!"
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