The Paradox of the Dumbest Smart Woman

So I got in the shower this morning, and within about five to seven minutes I was completely out of hot water.  I thought perhaps Mr. Carport Furby had gotten into the other shower and stolen all my hot water.  It seemed odd because usually the water gets hotter at that point for some reason.

Anyway, I hurried to get out of the cold water.  As soon as I shut the water off, I noticed that it still sounded like water was gushing out somewhere.  I puzzled over it for a couple minutes, wondering if per chance the sounds from Mr. Carport Furby's shower were carrying through the exhaust fans strangely or if maybe a pipe burst in the wall or something.  Yes that made sense, if the hot water pipe broke, then it would sound like a waterfall in the walls and I would have run out of hot water really fast.

And then I stepped out of the shower, only to notice that the noise was even louder.  I carefully stepped past the bathtub to see that I had somehow managed to turn on the hot water faucet in the sink at full blast - and then left it running for my whole shower, until there was no hot water left.  Yes, the mysteries of my brilliant mind are always fun to watch as they unfold.