Monday, February 27, 2006
Seconds?
Not this weekend, but last weekend, P&AF took me dancing. We were sitting at a table with another couple, and I asked them if they were getting married some time soon. The woman said that she didn't really know; they had a couple kids between them, and there was a lot to be worked out to get married. She then went on to give me their plans for the wedding, whenever it happens. They live in a small town and plan on roping off the parking lot of their favorite bar. They will then do an open wedding invitation to the entire town, the parking lot ensuring that there will be plenty of room. They'll just find an officiant to come out to the bar parking lot and marry them. She justified this entire plan by saying that it is a second marriage for both of them. Of course. P&AF thought that was a lovely way of saying, "Honey, I really love you and these vows mean a lot to me." I don't know; I understand doing what means the most to you for your wedding, but seriously, a parking lot???
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They're idiots. The only thing parking lots are good for is parking. Maybe autograph signings too.
What about stealing cars?
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