Perm-Dehydration

On Sunday night, I was lamenting the fact that I would be going to work the following morning. In an attempt to make myself feel better, I decided to have a taste test of the current vodkas I own. The vodkas in the running were: Belvedere, Six, Stolichnaya, and Hangar One. The only thing that was really evident was that Six lost by far. I had been drinking it mixed with lemonade when it was originally purchased, but in a shot taste test with those others, it just didn't hold up. I think mostly because it smelled like McCormicks. Anyway, I only drank about 5 shots, and then had one glass of wine later. I ended up feeling pretty sick all night, and I've been dehydrated since then. I keep trying to drink tons and tons of water, but the situation is not improving. I don't know what the deal is. On top of that, I kept imagining that spiders were crawling on my arms and face while I was trying to sleep this morning. Obviously I'm on the precipice of the slippery slope...