Tree Hugger

So I didn't manage to post for all of May. Sorry about that; I got caught up in finals and job transitioning and birthdays and traveling. Maybe June will be better. I do have a funny story to start off the month. At least I think it's funny at this point. Most of you know that I can be a bit accident prone...
Yesterday night we left the house to go to a little get together at a friend's house. P&AF was walking way ahead of me, and I was walking along the side walk. I think I may have been looking at my phone. Or possibly I was just trying to coordinate everything I was carrying...phone, directions, purse. Somehow, I managed to walk into a tree dead on. I was just walking along, when all of a sudden, there were tree branches in my face. And caught in my hair. I had to spin around to detangle myself after the inital hit. I ended up with a huge scratch running up my right shoulder, and several scratches on my face. They were all bleeding. Needless to say, I was going to the party looking quite attractive. As I admired my handiwork (or the tree's handiwork, if you prefer) in the car, I could only hope that someone had happened to catch the whole thing so that at least someone would have gotten a laugh out of it--I mean, you would think it would be hard not to laugh at a tall brunette randomly walking head first into a tree, and then struggling to haphazardly free her hair from the tree branches.
To this point, I have not figured out exactly how I accomplished the entire episode. The tree (more like a really large bush, taller than me) is planted in the gravel next to the sidewalk in the condo complex. I never left the sidewalk during my little situation. The tree was also on my left side as I was walking, but somehow, I was able to arrange the incident so that the entire right side of my body was assaulted by the tree. It's a talent.